Friday, December 03, 2010

Ode to the Cookie

That kind and gentle woman
Who changed my life today
I find she is the one to blame
For my tooth decay

She made those cookies look so nice
The batter mixed complete
To only eat one dozen each
A task I could not meet

One by one I munched away
With no regard for fat
How shocked I was to finally see
My stomach in my lap

I knew that I should stop at once
Before I had my fill
But darn those cookies taste so good
I didn't have the will

The only thing a man can do
With cookies on his face
Is thank that woman far away
As no cookie went to waste


John P.

Pray for the 10.

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